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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,
MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,
DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,
PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
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Unse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya
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Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.
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Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
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Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
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Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska rang kala HOjaye.
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Tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
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Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
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Jam kadwaa hai
magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai
magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
sms karny per paise lagtay hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye
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Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
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Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
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Din naya hai,Saal naya hai
Badla badla khayal naya hai
Kalm nayi hai,Alfaz naya hai
Likhne ka andaaz naya hai
Manzil nayi hai,Aghaz naya hai
Ud chalne ko Parvaz naya hai
Kashti nayi hai samandar naya hai
kyuki
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Ab mera Contact No. naya hai
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Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.
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