Funny Shayari
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla, Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge, mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi, ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.
E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..
Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight , Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili.................. Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai. Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai. Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aata hai
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi, Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.
Yun toh unki har shaam naashe mein guzarti thi Ek baar shaam nashe mein thi, woh khud guzar gaye