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atul_999@yahoo.co.in |
May 15, 2009 |
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52% |
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Aap “PAGAL” ho!
Gussa Q hote ho?
Mera mtlb hai
P- Pyare
A- Attractive
G- Genious
A- Active
L- Lovable
ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na
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pathan_ip@yahoo.com |
September 23, 2008 |
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51% |
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class main sir aaya children hasne lage sir ki chain khili thi sir bola khamush hojao anahi tu baher nikal ker khada ker donga
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charming_smile2u@hotmail.com |
September 22, 2008 |
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45% |
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vada toh nahi karte dosti nibhayenge,teri har baat par aitabaar karenge,jarurat padhe toh dil se pukarna toilet mein bhi hinge toh bina dhoye aajayenge
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rohil@yahoo.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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46% |
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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shlipi786khan@gmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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44% |
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
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ramil@yahoo.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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47% |
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea.
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ramesh54556@hotmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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49% |
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
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rehan@hotmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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48% |
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
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rehana@yahoo.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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52% |
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
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monika@hotmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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46% |
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Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
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jaswant@gmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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43% |
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Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
n
his
3
brothers..........
n
a
sister........
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amit@hotmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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41% |
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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mahi@yahoo.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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47% |
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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
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shobhit@gmail.com |
July 16, 2008 |
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49% |
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Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???
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