Sms Jokes Messages In Hindi, English and Urdu, Indian SMS

vada toh nahi karte dosti nibhayenge,teri har baat par aitabaar karenge,jarurat padhe toh dil se pukarna toilet mein bhi hinge toh bina dhoye aajayenge

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rohil@yahoo.com

July 16, 2008

53%

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

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shlipi786khan@gmail.com

July 16, 2008

42%

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

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ramil@yahoo.com

July 16, 2008

52%

Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea.

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ramesh54556@hotmail.com

July 16, 2008

53%

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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rehan@hotmail.com

July 16, 2008

36%

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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rehana@yahoo.com

July 16, 2008

48%

Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"

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monika@hotmail.com

July 16, 2008

38%

Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one

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jaswant@gmail.com

July 16, 2008

31%

Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........

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amit@hotmail.com

July 16, 2008

31%

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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mahi@yahoo.com

July 16, 2008

33%

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read. Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

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shobhit@gmail.com

July 16, 2008

37%

Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi??? Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???

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man74@yahoo.com

July 16, 2008

40%

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge Bachey: nahi kasenge Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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