Sms Jokes
Submited By: atul_999@yahoo.co.in May 15, 2009 52%
Aap “PAGAL” ho! Gussa Q hote ho? Mera mtlb hai P- Pyare A- Attractive G- Genious A- Active L- Lovable ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na
Submited By: pathan_ip@yahoo.com September 23, 2008 51%
class main sir aaya children hasne lage sir ki chain khili thi sir bola khamush hojao anahi tu baher nikal ker khada ker donga
Submited By: charming_smile2u@hotmail.com September 22, 2008 45%
vada toh nahi karte dosti nibhayenge,teri har baat par aitabaar karenge,jarurat padhe toh dil se pukarna toilet mein bhi hinge toh bina dhoye aajayenge
Submited By: rohil@yahoo.com July 16, 2008 46%
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Submited By: shlipi786khan@gmail.com July 16, 2008 44%
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Submited By: ramil@yahoo.com July 16, 2008 47%
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea.
Submited By: ramesh54556@hotmail.com July 16, 2008 49%
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Submited By: rehan@hotmail.com July 16, 2008 48%
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
Submited By: rehana@yahoo.com July 16, 2008 52%
Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
Submited By: monika@hotmail.com July 16, 2008 46%
Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
Submited By: jaswant@gmail.com July 16, 2008 43%
Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Submited By: amit@hotmail.com July 16, 2008 41%
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Submited By: mahi@yahoo.com July 16, 2008 47%
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read. Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Submited By: shobhit@gmail.com July 16, 2008 49%
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi??? Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???