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A prostitute walks under a banana tree....and the banana shouts hey u prostitute.... prostitute gets angry and shouts back ..... shut up u substitute....
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Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
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Msg karta nahi
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Gabbar:
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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - EXCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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OT TnAW T2UL I
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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
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It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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July 16, 2008 |
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What is the height of Flirting?
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July 16, 2008 |
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There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
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Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
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Its better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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June 12, 2008 |
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}
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June 12, 2008 |
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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