Naughty Sms
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architect.dhanotia@gmail.com November 10, 2009
Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Gand me Ghusa le
Msg karta nahi
Gift chahiye
GANDU KO…
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architect.dhanotia@gmail.com November 10, 2009
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
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architect.dhanotia@gmail.com November 10, 2009
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”
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shahid@gmail.com July 16, 2008
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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intjar6989@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - EXCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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sonum.68@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
OT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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Neha@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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kamal@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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meraj@gmail.com July 16, 2008
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shlipi786khan@gmail.com July 16, 2008
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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June 12, 2008
Its better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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June 12, 2008
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}
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June 12, 2008
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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June 12, 2008
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm Thats how I sex on text !
