Bail me ugly ...

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

This way ^ up

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

Read Backwards

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

Kiss my ....

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

How about you?

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

  Poor Mirror -

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

Different types! -

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

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