The prayer -

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

The head -

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

The toilet door

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

Keeping busy ...

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Toet Toet ...

I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.

  Smallest thing ..

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Curtain & Panty

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins...

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