You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Words and meaning

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

I'm new -

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

What happned to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

In style

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

 Let it rain ...

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

How u like it?

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

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