Robbery Now

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!

Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

Moon is beautiful

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

More Gas -

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Not reachable -

Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER"

Good Bra -

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

Why dosen't it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?