You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Love me?

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?

3 wonders of a woman

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

 2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

The more - The Less

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

laugh again!!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Woman charges

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.

Butt Cheek -

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!