The killer friend..

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

Friend is Precious

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

Friend is a good bra

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

piss in my pants....

Friendship is like pissing in your pants every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 bing the piss in my pants.

The recipe of friendship....

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

Dear friend...

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.