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February 20, 2010 |
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Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi...
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October 1, 2009 |
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Sharab ek aisi bimari jo saare samaj ko khatm ker deti hai-2
to yaaro aao milker is bimari ko jad se khatm kare,
Do botal aap khatm kare Do char botal hum Khatm kare.......
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June 2, 2009 |
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class main sir aaya children hasne lage sir ki chain khili thi sir bola khamus
h hojao anahi tu baher nikal ker khada ker donga
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September 23, 2008 |
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45% |
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Namaskar yeh hamari Raatrikalin Swasthya Sewa Karyakram hai,ismein hum aap jaise logo ko raat mein nind se jagakar Susu karna yaad dilate hain,taki aap bistar gila na karein
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September 23, 2008 |
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45% |
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In our life time 6 thing can come at any time
1)Love
2)Friendship
3)Money
4)Death
5)Illness
6)Susu: isliyekarke sona Good Night
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September 22, 2008 |
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45% |
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READ THIS LOUDLY
THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS AN CAT
THIS IS IDIOT CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS FORTY CAT
THIS IS SECOND CAT
NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD OF EACH LINE
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September 22, 2008 |
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48% |
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har farz aada karega kaun,hamna rahenge toh yeh rista nibhayega kaun,yeh khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhna warna mere shaadhi maein bartan saaff karega kaun??
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September 22, 2008 |
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44% |
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aaj tum jolly piyo,pepsi piyo,coke piyo, jo kuch piyo.kyun ki ab huggies sirf Rs.10 mein milta hai,DO U UNDERSTAND?
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September 22, 2008 |
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yeh lo iss ne aap ki mobile par susu kardiya.aab jo ukhadna he ukhad lo
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July 15, 2008 |
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45% |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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neha@gmail.com |
July 15, 2008 |
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45% |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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July 15, 2008 |
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49% |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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July 15, 2008 |
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44% |
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Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife askes him"y r u standing here".sardar ji bole"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.wife"to jaao na!sardar ji"kese jaoon bahir KUTA khra he...!
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July 15, 2008 |
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52% |
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
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