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anu.radha@hotmail.com |
July 10, 2008 |
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45% |
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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rajesh.sharma@gmail.com |
July 10, 2008 |
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48% |
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IMAGINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN HEVEN
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anurag.sharma@gmail.com |
July 10, 2008 |
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43% |
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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coolrahul@hotmail.com |
July 10, 2008 |
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35% |
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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shobhit.sharma@gmail.com |
July 10, 2008 |
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31% |
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The sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire the smell of burning is strong on my mind everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life. don,t ask me how but somehow i know mankind still has to go for miles.
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sabina.khan@hotmail.com |
July 10, 2008 |
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35% |
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Some sms abbreviation all the best ATB
Be home let BHL8
Boss is listening BIL
Call u back later CUBL8R
Fine fi9 or f9
Excellent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
Your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8
lying LYN call u back later CUB L8R
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anil.khanna25@gmail.com |
June 15, 2008 |
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58% |
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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
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June 12, 2008 |
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43% |
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It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
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June 12, 2008 |
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37% |
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Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
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June 12, 2008 |
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39% |
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When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
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June 12, 2008 |
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31% |
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
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June 12, 2008 |
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34% |
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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 12, 2008 |
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40% |
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If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
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June 12, 2008 |
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35% |
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If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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