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Funny SMS III

When u feel sad...

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

one day Love and friendship met.

Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?

friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,

instead of a heart, because hearts can break,

but circles go on forever

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,

I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart.

Smile a while and while you smile,

smile another smile and soon there will be miles

and miles of smile just because you smiled,

i wish your day is full of SMILE

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,

sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,

tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,

hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and

only few persons will be invited

Hey don't bring any gift

just bring SOMEONE to marry me..

A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart.

a friend is sweet when it is new...

it is sweeter when it is true....

but you know that.....

it is the sweetest when it is u..

a friend is sweet when it is new...

it is sweeter when it is true....

but you know that.....

it is the sweetest when it is u..

Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli

gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

Mountain can fly,river can dry

you can forget me but never can i

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge

yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,

agar dost bankar raas na aaye

to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

destiny decides who u meet in life

but its only your heart that can decide

who gets to stay in your life.....

Have a heart that never hardens

have a smile that never fades

have a touch that never burnt

and have friendship that never breaks.

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake

if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry

if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER

R-------RESPONCIBLE

I--------INTELLIGENT

E-------EAGER TO MAIL

N-------NICE

D-------DIVINE

S--------SIMPLE

H-------HEARTLY

I--------INTERSTED

P-------PEACEFUL

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you're not

46. I saw your face as you walked by

but then I saw a better guy

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

jawaab teri shayari ka....

denge hum shayari mein....

naam tera likh baithe hain....

apne dil ki diary mein....

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,

If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,

If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,

and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Don't shut love out of your life by saying

it's impossible to find.

>The quickest way to

receive love is to give;

>The fastest way to lose

love is to hold it too tightly;

>And the best way to

keep love is to give it wings.

Dil ki aavaj bhi sun

mere fasaane pe na jaa

meri najaroN ki taraf dekh

jamaane pe na jaa.

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,

auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,

pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,

auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Love is sweet poison:

Do not consume without your beloved's advise

and keep out of reach of children

and keep it in cool and dark place.

Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me...!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste

tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai

ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai

royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain

unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo

 

 

 

 




 

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